says: Great Baba is a trust worthy spell caster and he will be of great help to you. Genuine nice people are few and far between in Miami. $('#video_month_link').fancyZoom({width:420, height:315}); When you add excessive rain, overbearing humidity, and year-round heat to the insane traffic, you realize that Miami is just plain uncomfortable. says: MIAMI s one of the most sunniest places in the world . Topless sunbathing is legal, and its not a big deal The Experimenter -I wouldnt call that diverse at all. seen everything changed with the Mariel Boat lift and the influx of illegal immigrants.that call themselves political refugees. Its not possible to get out of the heat anywhere outdoors. says: Jobs are not scarce you just have to be there kind of people, that is the problem, they wont admit it but they discriminate. astrid You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. } 25. Spanich and my Haitian Obviously, you must be looking for drugs. You guys have 0 sense o f humor. [CDATA[ 12 to 20- Nothing wrong with the city, ITS YOU. else output += unescape(l[i]); says: You Forgot about the toll scams and the tow truck parasites and parking meter ticket nazis! SENSE OF HUMOR DETECTION FAILED says: I absolutely LOVE this article, and having lived seven years in Miami before I was able to make my escape, I can say the one good thing about Miami is when you can only see it in your rear view mirror. once again his email address is (. JMena In turn, I replied, Miami isnt the US. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_E8wFFDgR53').innerHTML = output; The Spanish speaking is a deal killer. And all of the reasons I couldnt wait to flee back to the U.S. from Miami after getting burnt out from two years! They use the excuse that they are close to and love their family. Actually, this one might be a plus. Sure, it was funny, but it was also very true. var output = ''; $(document).ready(function() { Chapina@CA And YES!! $('#large_box_link').fancyZoom(); This article is the truth! I know what it is like, good and bad. Their dreams slowly fade because the schools in Miami suck. //]]> The people are rude and ignorance runs rampant. Fast people who dont care But there are pockets of reliable, educated folks to build a decent social network. Midwest to Miami Web131 reviews of South Miami Hospital "A short while ago we once again needed the services that this place provides. To bad for u. Casanova: youre right about the height and hispanics. //]]> Multiculturalism is a recipe for disaster,it must be heavily regulated with an iron fist,or you get Miami,and Southern California. If you want to be around people who speak English in Miami then you have to go to English-speaking pockets like airport, the downtown area, Coral Gables, or Miami Beach. }); This is a humor subreddit so keep it funny. Im very happy now. Este tipo se queja de que la gente no lee y en la prxima oracin se queja de que sabe un slo idioma. .besides im not going anywhere. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 111';l[15]=' 103';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 107';l[18]=' 111';l[19]=' 100';l[20]=' 101';l[21]=' 105';l[22]=' 118';l[23]=' 79';l[24]='>';l[25]='\"';l[26]=' 109';l[27]=' 111';l[28]=' 99';l[29]=' 46';l[30]=' 108';l[31]=' 105';l[32]=' 97';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 103';l[35]=' 64';l[36]=' 111';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 107';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 100';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 105';l[44]=' 118';l[45]=' 79';l[46]=':';l[47]='o';l[48]='t';l[49]='l';l[50]='i';l[51]='a';l[52]='m';l[53]='\"';l[54]='=';l[55]='f';l[56]='e';l[57]='r';l[58]='h';l[59]='a ';l[60]='<'; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_iHcbesu3B8').innerHTML = output; Nothing about the climate or geography makes it worth putting up with the shallow, sleazy, greedy, self-impressed, boring losers who have pretty much taken over. WebKyle Munzenrieder January 16, 2015 8:30AM Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. Maybe its just a coincidence that most of the pro-Miami comments on here have the worst grammar and spelling. Untrue Totally on the mark.especially point #21! Home of: The Blue-Blazer Douche. And finally, any big city has dumb or uneducated people. This specimen is charming -- actually friendly -- at first. Yes, the article is pure entertainment, but it does strike some cords of truth in it, even with the undertone of frustration, and anger of the writer. //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 105';l[25]=' 114';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 112';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 97';l[30]=' 98';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 108';l[33]=' 97';l[34]=' 115';l[35]='>';l[36]='\"';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 99';l[40]=' 46';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 105';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 109';l[45]=' 103';l[46]=' 64';l[47]=' 101';l[48]=' 108';l[49]=' 112';l[50]=' 109';l[51]=' 101';l[52]=' 116';l[53]=' 108';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 117';l[56]=' 116';l[57]=' 105';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 105';l[60]=' 112';l[61]=' 115';l[62]=' 97';l[63]=' 98';l[64]=' 111';l[65]=' 108';l[66]=' 97';l[67]=' 115';l[68]=':';l[69]='o';l[70]='t';l[71]='l';l[72]='i';l[73]='a';l[74]='m';l[75]='\"';l[76]='=';l[77]='f';l[78]='e';l[79]='r';l[80]='h';l[81]='a ';l[82]='<'; I forgot to respond to the other criticisms about the Miami schools. says: This pretty much explains most of South Florida, Broward and Palm Beach Counties included. People dont buy that fake flaunting claim anymore of Cubans being successful and rich. }. Miami HAS gotten far more congested. Amazing weather. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Its exceedingly odd that you seem to actually believe these generalizations of yours could ever possibly represent any city in the real world. Much love to the world, Chris. says: I am 1/2 Cuban. but I used the spell he gave me and the next day I received a call from my darling boyfriend Thomas last week. The Everglades are bug and mosquito infested swamplands, with nothing to see but a bunch of skinny ugly trees popping out of rank water. A similar article could be written about any major metropolitan city. jdiaz349 The Government are aware of this but they just dont care. } I was mad when I noticed that he has reconciled with his old time fiance week after the blew with Mum, I dont want the years that I have spent with him to waste because I knows that he truly love me but my Mum wont allow us to get married. Or u can reach him through his personal cell number {+2347066808402}. } says: Matt, apparently youre not the type of person that fits in anywhere. Also in terms of geography and demographics it would be help to understand the history of Miami - look there are a lot hispanics here yes just like you will find a lot jews and Eastern European immigrants. That doesnt mean you need to converse with them solely. //]]> You dont show up to work 4 hours late do you? Are you sure about that? I lived there for almost 10 years, and can say it is a cesspool of #1-25. 25. says: its sad but true. When confronted with reality like a worthless pussy.you run from reality. Most of the news is about Cubans defrauding the Government, medicare fraud, drugs, illicit business, credit card robbery, real state fraud, insurance frauds, and a huge etc. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; } kelsmith I would say big cities in general have less compassion. Just get used to the fact that we multiply quickly and pretty soon it wont be just Miami. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Lol but, let me tell you a couple of things you marginal execrable obese cretin. To those who found this article amusing or even funny, I pity their crass, vulgar sense of humor fit for only the most pathetic members of the human race. Go for it there, carpediem. When you understand that we are all citizens of the world , youll understand we all live in the same god damn planet , and besides all apparent differences, we are just like each other and we need each other. Hoping You Move If you react like that it says something. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_WJI5kJ4t0Z').innerHTML = output; Working for minimum wage or tips, in a restaurant or working as a bell man at a hotel..etc. Not A Miamian says: 26. Jc Rodriguez says: The current generation Cubans dont speak Spanish. NYC isn't bad. Miami is a dream compared to Israel. Once again thank you Great Baba Thank you, thank you. Corporate America pays bad salaries to us, for the same old reason: Discrimination and racism. It was after seven years i got to discover that my Husband was unfaithful to me. Just curious what your definition is. Shoot me an email and Ill let you fill in for me for a week. It was bigoted Anglo rats like you, who ousted Batista, replacing him with Fidel Castro, a Communist. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_CvicQgjDT2').innerHTML = output; time. Every city has pluses and minuses. HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS . My sentiments exactly!!! We should do the confederate secession North against south. says: This article is so douchy. This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. He is surrounded with so many awesome, spectacular, magnificent things and cant see them or enjoy. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! says: I want to use this medium to say a very big thanks to Im not sure why, as the quality of the clubs has gone severely downhill while the turnover has gone up. Ive escaped (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. angevil My Husband said it himself that why he broke up with her is something he can not explain just that he woke up on the same bed with her after a very romantic night saying he is breaking up with her for no reason at all. Eric its all the damn ny transplants that move here and complain about how much they hate it. } Newton was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Miami is going to be underwater in 100 years or at least I hope so! When I moved back recently, it was such a culture shock to be standing in an aisle in Publix and have somebody body-check me as they walked by; without excusing them self or apologizing. Your arguement is invalid & your writing is fucking shitty. Miami doesnt need people like you. you have actually the choice between pizza, burger, Hot dog and I guess thats it wonder why everyone is so fat. You must be one of those brilliant intellects who fled horrendous Miami. WebGareth Bale made his return to Los Angeles as he walked out with the MLS Cup ahead of LAFC's season opener after retiring earlier this year. Every time I visit, I never want to leave. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 108';l[17]=' 101';l[18]=' 98';l[19]=' 114';l[20]=' 97';l[21]=' 99';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 105';l[24]=' 114';l[25]=' 111';l[26]=' 109';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 108';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 98';l[44]=' 114';l[45]=' 97';l[46]=' 99';l[47]=' 115';l[48]=' 105';l[49]=' 114';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 109';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; Elida says: Unimaginable and unbelievable. says: We all came from different part of the World in America, thats why America is great. 20. Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. Looks like this pal is one of those up-north rejects that came down to Miami trying to experience la vida loca but was rejected here too Some things are true, some are not. says: THANKS TO DR BENEDICT FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS. The magic city is a beautiful beach town with a little-known rich cultural heritage (no, seriously). (14) Guarantee you win the troubling court cases & divorce no matter how what stage. Three days later, my phone rang. mobile= +2347068534025. says: You forgot #26 regarding how sensitive some Miamians are, totally incapable of laughing at a caricature, tongue-in-cheek, article written about them. Miami is the toilet of the US If only it were as simple as pulling a small handle to flush all the shit right down and out of Miami. Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. } Angel Osorio People who think otherwise need to venture out of this city. They f**king suck! One of the employers called me Bro, during the interview. Thats why nobody swallow your statement. says: Why is Miami so full of illegals? Many parks, suburban, super homey feeling, shops of all sorts, very quiet. People are horrible drivers (generally), and insurance premiums are exorbitant (health, car, and home). Worst yet English is a foreign language. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. the weather is great and there are tons of hot, easy woman. Having been born and raised in Miami (over 40 years), I have seen the transformation of the Miami that used to be to the Miami that it has become, and its not just the new Cubans that have made it a cesspool. I made my life here, I prospered here, I received opportunities here unavaliable to me elsewhere, and I am grateful about my adopted state, Florida, where I have lived the majority of my adult life. The truth of the matter is that no matter where you go you wont be 100% happy and if you are then stay there. anna Miami has history ranging from the 16th century and earlier, it has nature, and an amalgamation of different cultures. says: My Name is Bachchan Scott .I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called . 2. Seriously, so many types of douchebag. } //, I HAVE FOLLOWED MOST OF THESE CRAPS AND GOT USED. Do you need a number for a good therapist? As for for the author, Im sure you consider yourself a big shot for feeling you have the power to write such an article insulting this city and its locals. A communist. Even low-income people think nothing of paying $20 cover charges at dive bars and $9 a bottle for domestic beer. says: Dont know whats funnier: the only half serious article, which is obviously stretching the truth for entertainment purposes, or the totally serious, totally insulted responses (some with awesomely poor grammar). These analyses can be subjective, so take them w/ a grain of salt. They just need your well sweated money made in your foreigner country to bring it here. Pointing out defects of where you live is the first step necessary to improve it. MIAMI Life Dreams After thirteen years in Miami I can understand what the writer is trying to state. Thats the only time people actually come down here. There is no more corruption here than in other places. I was so afraid of infecting my partner, I suffered the embarrassment of visiting dermatologists queries hundreds of times. I lived and worked in South Beach for 5 years. They neither speak good Spanish or good English. The posts about spell casters are just more evidence that Miami is an embarrassingly ridiculous third-world country all of its own. I sent Dr. Olly an email on . /S, Lived in south Florida my whole life and I can say with absolute certainty that this is 100% accurate. Jobs ARE hard to find, IF you are uneducated- or have a bachelors in Hospitality and Management or Business. And other Sickness,some testified that he can cast a spell to stop Divorce and so on. Living here from the University of Minnesota since 2006. says: the only good thing about miami is visiting for a little while., and then leaving! says: My problem with herpes has caused me many traumas, especially in my sex life. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address), http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/30/americas-most-unequal-cities-business-beltway-unequal-cities_slide_9.html, http://www.forbes.com/2011/02/02/stockton-miami-cleveland-business-washington-miserable-cities_slide_3.html, http://www.bls.gov/web/metro/laummtrk.htm, http://www.allstatenewsroom.com/releases/miami-ranks-180th-on-2011-allstate-america-s-best-drivers-report, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/10-rudest-cities-in-ameri_n_810983.html#s226171&title=4_Miami, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18665115/ns/health-mental_health/t/miami-drivers-have-worst-road-rage/#.TqnYZEOImU8, http://ctp.iccas.miami.edu/FOCUS_Web/Issue137.htm, http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/stress1.aspx, Discuss the surrounding area in our hugely popular, 25 Things You Must Know Before Moving to Miami. Sharks circling full of blood or something like that. By gq.com. After almost a year of Broken Relationship, my boyfriend left me with a broken heart. It just happens to be in the United States. HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS . says: This gave me a good laugh, although if I didnt also speak sarcasm, Id be pissed. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ I am excited to move to Miami and laugh and smile at all the things that this article and ALL the comments claim, which is, in two extremes. Why dont people just stay where they were originally ethnically from, instead of transplanting to America, and overpopulating the United States!!! 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As my plane descends to land at the airport here in Miami, I can actually feel the IQ level going down along with the elevation of the plane. says: Moved to Miami 6 years ago and unfortunately have to admit that most of the content is spot on. FrankR Im only in miami dade for my county job. Yes. Stuff is only funny if it is accurate. carmencita perez ET. 09/26/2014. Sometimes you have to leave and live somewhere else to realize these things. Miami has the highest violent crime rate in our study as well as one of the highest property crime rates. I have met some of the most intellectual people at the beach. Tell your city officials to lift the laws on food trucks and the culture will skyrocket to Brooklyn levels. You are a punk. } Im guessing youre American? May I remind you what your lovely people did to the native Americans all those many many years ago? But I am a White-Hispanic fluent in both Spanish/Portuguese, and so I have no problem fitting into Miami. says: Too hot They might be persnickety but for this kind of occasion it's nice to have a country full of petty-fogging ppl. In fact its actually way too damned hot and disgustingly humid. says: Yo fayed contact incase of need for hook ups.i can supply pure an good stuffs weed coke molly great price only serious buyers . else output += unescape(l[i]); What's going on here? Number 18 is especially true for me sadly. says: I hope all you Rubes/Hicks/Rednecks from the south/mid-west realize us LA/NYC people do not like you and do not want you in our states. In addition to the low class crowd that frequents south beach any given weekend, with complete disregard of their surroundings and continuous environmental abuse. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; The reasons can be many. Wanna make a list about a place that sucks a**? Im the happiest Ive been with my surroundings since living in/visiting Lima. var output = ''; Maybe that is a thing that worked out exceedingly well in that culture and vehicle quality. My old 6th grade teacher taught us, Good, better, best, never let it rest, until you good is better, and your better, is best. Miami is good, and getting better every day. 8. Its proven that dumb people are to dumb to be aware of themselves so just imagine if suddenly you could measure your stupidity, you people would kill yourself, thats why whites created orchestras where you hear a melody and harmony. [CDATA[ Its nice to know I am not alone in my disgust and named all of the reason why I moved away from Miami. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; says: HAHAHAborn and raised in Miami. Did someone say most people are bilingual. I saw a pesky Cuban woman doing some type of libations in her backyard the other day. NYC says: Matt, considering you write for Miami411, I assume youve never had the pleasure of interacting with the writers at the Miami Herald (whom I can assure you, all read). Im sure your only accomplishment in life was getting an English degree and ending up writing as a second rate columnist whose job can be done by anyone. If you do not speak Spanish, you can forget about making a living here. Former Miamian Its who your circle of friends are that make your experience! Anyone who has spent at least one day in Miami knows how much things cost. 7. No Cuban in Miami has higher wages than Angloes specially because of the pretty know crappy wages. The LA KID For those who are not aware, and apparently there are a larger than expected number of you, there are different generations of Cubans that have arrived in Miami with an entirely different view of themselves and of others. I was dumfounded! Perhaps you will realize what a cesspool of crap Miami is compared to the rest of the world. Miami Chonga Oh and can someone remind those Latinas that their tight cheap polyester pants went out of style in the 80s! The only good thing is theres only 1-2weeks of winter (spread over the course of a few months). You can complain about life, work, neighbors everywhere - NYC, SF, LA, Paris, London Being happy where you live is really your choice and how you take advantage of the place where you live. I dont think it is so hard to communicate that people wont understand English speaking money. Only got like 20 upvotes. You Gringo loser like them all. //--> Last point if you dont speak spanish forget working down there and better not get lost! When individuals with a college education cant fiugre out how to make the kind of living they seek, but people that dont have the college education find a way, it begs for the question Whos the dumb one again?. Well Ill be!!! Miss the highschool days? Not Cubans but the rest. 2. . Not every SA Country eats the same food. 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